Tuesday, May 22, 2007

911 Conspiracy: a Super Duper Plot to De-Fang IslamoFascism?

It may be so Machiavellian, so amazingly simple...the newest grassy knoll conspiracy theory about 911 being an inside job may just save the day.

Wow. What a truly ingenious
way to pull the prayer rug right out from under the IslamoFascist feet. All this chatter about BushCo knowing, bombs detonating the Twin Towers and Building 7 to "melt steel" and that's what really brought them down and Osama working for the CIA and the 19 so-called "hijackers" are really alive and well and living in Australia, Saudi Arabia and all countries in-between-- it could all be a big patriotic push to suck the wind out of the Islamos' sails who claim victory for, and are emboldened by, the 911 murders in NYC, DC and PA. Think about it.

If the Truthers can inform the world that the US is TRULY powerful in all ways and ALL things by educating them that 911 was an inside job perpetrated by the imperialist Americans, perhaps it will demoralize and deflate the ethos and egos of those strapping suicide bombs to their chests, beheading journos and innocents, bombing shops and cafes, assassinating elected officials and Coalition soldiers, taking over schools and rigging them with bombs, stoning women and mutilating and silencing them.

Besides, none of these things were happening BEFORE the "blood for oil" campaigns in Afghanistan and Iraq, right? Because after all, America is responsible for everything-- even the twisted, septic tank that is the Middle East.

911 Truthers: Keep it up. Spread the word. Deflate the bravado of the IslamoFascists and maybe we can all get back to holding hands and singing kumbaya like we were pre-911 when only people in other countries were being slaughtered.

Pish Posh

“We live in a world where when Christians kill Muslims, it’s a crusade. When Jews kill Muslims, it’s a massacre. When Muslims kill Muslims, it’s the weather channel. Nobody cares.
- Ambassador Dan Gillerman to reporters at a press lunch at the Waldorf-Astoria hotel in New York.